I captain a wreck

captain_tralfaz @ 2008-01-01T23:30:00

2008-01-02T11:07:54Z

Hotpunkgirl of the Week (and the new year!) Scar has been patiently awaiting our promises to feature her on our damned site if only, like, we'd update it once in a while! So here, without further ado, is the underground supermodel, herself! Happy new year!

Betty Doum

2005-07-22T05:31:42Z

"Santiago misses you, Betty Doum. Santiago misses you!"

Tattooed on the naked left heel of the sleeping drunkard in the dark Montreal alley, these words greeted Betty Doum with cryptic relevance. Ever since fleeing the capital of Chile for a more northern climate those long years ago, she never dreamed they'd track her down...

Mia Hush!

2005-06-20T04:54:28Z

What's the solution to staying warm in Canada? By having hot, punk girls like Mia Hush around to melt the snow and tender hearts, alike! This Jill-of-all-trades (and mistress of more) keeps her secrets buried in an unmarked grave at a deserted crossroads just outside Saskatoon, but she tattletales a thing or two when vodka martinis enter the picture...

Gwarskitty!

2005-05-04T08:18:20Z

Sinister schizophrenic fashionista Gwarskitty can wield a crop with precision and grace, prepare the most complex of tax returns, handle the spiciest Thai dishes, and circle the world in 80 days or less (but only if she feels like it). Today, she's decided to be our Hotpunkgirl of the Week, and how could we say no?

Clare!

2005-04-19T07:14:38Z

Who can't adore tattooed, British geeky writer damsels who punch everyone in the throat upon meeting just to be sure they know where they stand? Join me in welcoming Clare of sleazyred.com as our Hotpunkgirl of the Week!

Mychelle Jynx!

2005-04-02T10:55:52Z

Vegetarian Hotpunkgirl of the Week Mychelle Jynx studies journalism in Memphis, Tennessee, and doesn't take crap from any motherfucker! So you might as well drop by and give her a warm welcome, hmmm?

Molly Crabapple!

2005-03-24T15:27:23Z

The highly caffeinated Molly Crabapple isn't always sketching be-wigged enlightenment-era aristrocrats, vengeful goddesses, and impish bookworms. Forsooth, when she's not making art, Molly Crabapple is the art. And our Hotpunkgirl of the Week!

Heidi Van Horne!

2005-02-22T07:52:08Z

You may have seen her in Dazed and Confused, The OC, or ER, or maybe you've worked with her but have a fuzzy memory of such an occasion because she got you drunk on moonshine and took your wallet when you passed out. In any case, roll out the Hotpunkgirl of the Week red carpet for actress/model Rockabelle Heidi Van Horne!

Emilytbm!

2005-01-27T00:11:13Z

Emilytbm is very sweet and patient because she waited so long for me to get my ass in gear and post her as 2005's first official Hotpunkgirl of the Week! But don't test her patience, punk -- her last nerve's been worked!

Mina Lure!

2004-12-21T19:21:20Z

Mina Lure's fascinated with Japanese horror films, Osaka's Hello Kitty bondage house, Marilyn Monroe, and The Black Dahlia -- and best of all? She's our Hotpunkgirl of the Week (and just in time for the holidays)!

Asrai!

2004-12-01T22:42:09Z

Asrai is equally happy at home with her cat and a book on a rainy night as she is thrashing in the pit at a raging metal show where goat blood (fake, not real) soaks the audience to the bone. Now that she's washed up from just such a night on the town, she's agreed to be our Hotpunkgirl of the Week!

Ugly Shyla!

2004-11-11T06:22:57Z

Think you're too cool to play with dolls? If Ugly Shyla's any watermark for such things, chances are that you're probably not cool enough! She makes 'em good 'n' scary (just in time for the holidays!), and she's still found time to be our Hotpunkgirl of the Week!

Angelene!

2004-10-20T19:40:29Z

With a backhand of steel and an aversion to kryptonite, one might think Angelene could rule the planet if she so desired -- and who's saying she doesn't, already, punk?

Bird!

2004-10-13T01:46:08Z

Erotic photographer Bird (of thatbirdsnest.com) believes in leading by example, and isn't, herself, afraid to get in front of the lens and flirt with the camera! We proudly present her as our Hotpunkgirl of the Week!

Makenna Murder!

2004-09-28T12:27:51Z

Zombie-wrangling to prepare for the upcoming apocalypse isn't a bad way to pass the day, but Makenna Murder takes a break from the fun to be our Hotpunkgirl of the Week!

Brooke!

2004-09-21T08:43:01Z

Twenty-year-old abstract-minded artist Brooke lives a spontaneous life sparked by the fuel of an ever-fluid imagination (and she kindly graces us as our Hotpunkgirl of the Week)!

Meret!

2004-09-14T10:21:39Z

When Meret isn't raising her fist against political injustices and ne'er-do-well fascist bullyboys, she gets naked for progress! (What good would progress be, otherwise, eh?) Welcome our newest Hotpunkgirl of the Week aboard!

DemiGauge!

2004-09-07T08:57:58Z

Midwestern born and westward drifting, the lovely DemiGauge currently resides in Portland and keeps the riffraff in line with her hole-burning stare of doom! She decided to be kind to us, though, and is our Hotpunkgirl of the Week!

Melissa Mayhem!

2004-08-31T02:13:46Z

Once trapped within a cocoon of modesty and shyness, Melissa Mayhem said, "fuck this noise!" and clawed her way out (much to our appreciation)! Come visit her as our newest Hotpunkgirl of the Week!

Desire!

2004-08-17T10:28:49Z

Actress, pinup model, and wrestling maniac Desire understands, more than most, the importance of persistence. Also, she beats up boys for fun and profit. All hail this week's Hotpunkgirl!

Dakora Rei!

2004-07-13T08:42:12Z

Dakora Rei can dance if she wants to, and she can leave your friends behind. Or she can just teach them to dance -- whatever's fancy!

Violet Behavior!

2004-06-29T09:27:06Z

When she's not cozy in front of the fire with a good Aldous Huxley book, Violet Behavior likes to roam the countryside with her traveling herd of various pets. Oh, and be our most recent Hotpunkgirl of the Week, of course!

Scarlett Vaughn!

2004-06-15T10:44:40Z

Ever-exploring Scarlett Vaughn "likes to do things with other people at places where they have stuff." She's our Hotpunkgirl of the Week, and her "cat will eat you if you steal [her] stuff!"

Rumour!

2004-05-25T09:53:56Z

Rumour's a singing, guitar-playing, accordioning, clothes designing machine! But that's not all: she's also our Hotpunkgirl of the Week!

Amber!

2004-05-18T10:03:01Z

Amber in Wonderland? Born in the Phillipines and eventually winding up in California, Amber's been all over creation in her youth. Planning to traverse even greater distances in the near future -- this dame's going places!